Up the Poles

According to the “Guardian”, following Poland’s entry to the European Union, around one million Poles have come to work in Britain. There are two living in my street and our local Asian shops advert Polish foods.
Today’s G2 supplement of the newspaper is devoted entirely to the phenomenon with one article actually in Polish. I had lunch in a central London Italian restaurant and – you guessed it – my waitress was Polish (from Gdansk). So I gave her my copy of the G2 supplement.
The supplement explored many interesting features of Polish society such as the strange situation of the country’s President and Prime Minister being identical twins (Lech and Jaroslaw Kaczynski rsepectively). But there is no answer to that great mystery: do Poles have wooden children?