What happened to the hyena who swallowed an Oxo cube?<\/div>\n

He made a laughing stock of himself.<\/div>\n

In which country can’t you use cash?<\/div>\n

The cheque republic!<\/div>\n

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?<\/div>\n

An egg.<\/div>\n

How do you stay cool at a football match?<\/div>\n

Stand next to a fan!<\/div>\n

What’s the best Xmas present in the world?<\/div>\n

A broken drum… you just can’t beat it!<\/div>\n

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?<\/div>\n

Floodlights.<\/div>\n

Why are graveyards so noisy?<\/div>\n

Because of all the coffin.<\/div>\n

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?<\/div>\n

A mince spy.<\/div>\n

What do you call an underground train full of professors?<\/div>\n

A tube of smarties.<\/div>\n

What do you call Santa’s helpers?<\/div>\n

Subordinate Clauses.<\/div>\n

What athlete is warmest in winter?<\/div>\n

A long jumper.<\/div>\n

Where do sick gnomes go?<\/div>\n

To the Elf Centre.<\/div>\n

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?<\/div>\n

To see his flatmate.<\/div>\n

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?<\/div>\n

A chew chew train!<\/div>\n

What do you give a man who has everything?<\/div>\n

Antibiotics!<\/div>\n

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?<\/div>\n

She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.<\/div>\n

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?<\/div>\n

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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