I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A will is a dead giveaway. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Police were summoned to a daycare centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tyred.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When chemists die, they barium. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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