We need some humour in these\u00a0difficult times. These 10 jokes \u00a0–\u00a0some of which require thinking about – were collated by the “Guardian” newspaper:<\/p>\n

Athena Kugblenu:<\/strong> Patriarchy is putting Jane Austen on \u00a310 notes the same time as bringing in contactless.<\/p>\n

Christian Talbot:<\/strong> Sometimes even I don\u2019t understand feminism. And I\u2019m a guy.<\/p>\n

Jez Watts:<\/strong> I don\u2019t know why, but for some reason all the cheeses in the dairy aisle have been named after porn search categories: Vintage, Natural, Hard, Semi-hard, Mature, Blue Vein, Goat.<\/p>\n

Felicity Ward:<\/strong> I have a lot in common with post-first world war Germany. We both went through a great depression in our 20s. Then in our 30s a nice man came along. Great facial hair. I\u2019m hoping for the best.<\/p>\n

Angela Barnes: <\/strong>When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax. Bush wasn\u2019t that bad.<\/p>\n

Ken Cheng:<\/strong> In school I had the nickname \u201cthe human calculator\u201d, which meant bullies would come up to me, say the number 5318008, lift me upside down and not let me go until I said the word \u201cboobies\u201d.<\/p>\n

Aatif Nawaz:<\/strong> Just learned what perineums are. Let\u2019s just say it\u2019s nothing to do with Nando\u2019s.<\/p>\n

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Rosie Jones:<\/strong> During birth, my shoulder got stuck coming out. Well, it was the 80s.<\/p>\n
Matt Rees:<\/strong> No good at talking to women. I\u2019m 28 and recently my grandmother and I had the \u201care you gay?\u201d conversation. She isn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
Chris Turner:<\/strong> \u201cNever Apologise! Never Explain!\u201d \u2013 Sorry, that\u2019s my motto.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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