{"id":21946,"date":"2017-09-18T12:30:53","date_gmt":"2017-09-18T11:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/?p=21946"},"modified":"2017-09-18T12:30:53","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T11:30:53","slug":"a-short-guide-to-comparative-religions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/?p=21946","title":{"rendered":"A short guide to comparative religions"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"\" cellpadding=\"5\" bgcolor=\"#dddddd\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Taoism<\/td>\n<td>Shit happens.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Confucianism<\/td>\n<td>Confucius say, &#8220;Shit happens.&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Buddhism<\/td>\n<td>If shit happens, it isn&#8217;t really shit.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Zen Buddhism<\/td>\n<td>What is the sound of shit happening?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Hinduism<\/td>\n<td>This shit happened before.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Mormonism<\/td>\n<td>This shit is going to happen again.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Islam<\/td>\n<td>If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Stoicism<\/td>\n<td>This shit is its own reward.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Protestantism<\/td>\n<td>Let this shit happen to someone else.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Calvinism<\/td>\n<td>Shit happens because you don&#8217;t work hard enough.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Pentecostalism<\/td>\n<td>In Jesus&#8217; name, heal this shit!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Catholicism<\/td>\n<td>Shit happens because you deserve it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Judaism<\/td>\n<td>Why does this shit always happen to us?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Zoroastrianism<\/td>\n<td>Shit happens half the time.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Marxism<\/td>\n<td>This shit is going to hit the fan.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Atheism<\/td>\n<td>No shit.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Seventh Day Adventist<\/td>\n<td>No shit on Saturdays.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Existentialism<\/td>\n<td>Absurd shit.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Agnosticism<\/td>\n<td>What is this shit?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Nihilism<\/td>\n<td>Who gives a shit?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Deconstruction<\/td>\n<td>Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Christian Science<\/td>\n<td>Shit is in your mind.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Moonies<\/td>\n<td>Only happy shit really happens.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses<\/td>\n<td>Knock, Knock, shit happens.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Scientology<\/td>\n<td>Shit happens on page 152 of <i>Dianetics<\/i> by L. 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