﻿{"id":21767,"date":"2017-08-08T23:27:41","date_gmt":"2017-08-08T22:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/?p=21767"},"modified":"2017-08-08T23:27:41","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T22:27:41","slug":"a-review-of-the-sci-fi-blockbuster-valerian-and-the-city-of-a-thousand-planets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/?p=21767","title":{"rendered":"A review of the sci-fi blockbuster &#8220;Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You have to admire an artist with ambition who is prepared to take risks and French writer\/director Luc Besson is an original in the world of cinema. He has given us such wonders as &#8220;Leon&#8221;, &#8220;The Fifth Element&#8221; and &#8220;Lucy&#8221; &#8211; works of variable success &#8211; plus the under-rated and under-known &#8220;The Lady&#8221; and even co-scripted the three &#8220;Taken&#8221; movies, so his eclectic work has added to the joys of the big screen.<\/p>\n<p>The science fiction tale of &#8220;Valerian&#8221; is his most ambitious film yet &#8211; seven years in the making and, at an estimated $180M, the most expensive independent movie ever made. Was it worth it? Well, the result is part brilliant and part bonkers and sadly these are not even equal parts.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with the plaudits. Even in the 2D in which I chose to see a work that threatens sensory overload, &#8220;Valerian&#8221; is quite spectacular. Adapted from a comic strip and set in the 28th century, it conjures up about 200 different alien species (some of them wonderful) and a variety of amazing worlds which include the eponymous city, a race of elongated glitter people, a virtual reality shopping mall, and a red light district with a marvellous shape-shifting character called Bubble (the splendid Rihinna).<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, there are almost 3,000 special effect shots in this movie. Whereas so many sci-fi works postulate a dystopian future, Besson has created a positive future with a universe in which thousands of different species happily co-exist and ethnicity and gender are blurred.<\/p>\n<p>So what&#8217;s wrong with &#8220;Valerian&#8221;? Above all, the plot is weak and the script is even weaker. And then there&#8217;s the acting.<\/p>\n<p>The main characters &#8211; federal agents Major Valerian and Sergeant Laureline &#8211; are played respectively by Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevinge and, while both look pretty, he can probably act but doesn&#8217;t (and sounds eerily like Keanu Reeves) while she still can&#8217;t act and doesn&#8217;t realise it (but has time to learn), while the chemistry between the two (as well as solving a mystery they are conducting a kind of romance) is non-existent. Clive Owen is unconvincing, Ethan Hawke is underused, and lord knows what Herbie Hancock is doing there.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately this expensive movie is going to cost Besson dear and not just financially, but I suspect that in time it will acquire a curiosity value and maybe even a cult following.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have to admire an artist with ambition who is prepared to take risks and French writer\/director Luc Besson is an original in the world of cinema. 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