#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
\n#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
\n#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
\n#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
\n#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
\n#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
\n#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
\n#2 In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
\n#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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