{"id":1510,"date":"2009-08-03T11:51:45","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T10:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/wordpress\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2009-08-03T11:51:45","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T10:51:45","slug":"an-example-of-toilet-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/?p=1510","title":{"rendered":"An example of toilet humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was recently in one of my favourite cafes: <a href=\"http:\/\/dollshouseonthehill.co.uk\/\">&#8220;The Doll&#8217;s House&#8221;<\/a> on Harrow-on-the-Hill. When I used the toilet facilities, I found this delightful piece of advice:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean.<br \/>\nGentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It&#8217;s shorter than you think.<br \/>\nLadies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was recently in one of my favourite cafes: &#8220;The Doll&#8217;s House&#8221; on Harrow-on-the-Hill. When I used the toilet facilities, I found this delightful piece of advice: Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Gentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It&#8217;s shorter than you think. Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}