{"id":12308,"date":"2013-09-02T13:22:21","date_gmt":"2013-09-02T12:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/?p=12308"},"modified":"2013-09-12T21:00:04","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T20:00:04","slug":"a-poem-by-catrin-about-computer-problems-with-her-granddad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/?p=12308","title":{"rendered":"A poem by Catrin about computer problems with her granddad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/today.jpg\" border=\"3\" \/><br \/>\n<span>&#8220;Where&#8217;s granddad?&#8221;<\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\nThe computer swallowed Granddad,<br \/>\nYes, honestly it&#8217;s true!<br \/>\nHe pressed &#8216;control&#8217; and &#8216;enter&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd disappeared from view.<br \/>\nIt devoured him completely,<br \/>\nThe thought just makes me squirm.<br \/>\nHe must have caught a virus<br \/>\nOr been eaten by a worm.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve searched through the recycle bin<br \/>\nAnd files of every kind;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve even used the Internet,<br \/>\nBut nothing did I find.<br \/>\nIn desperation, I asked Mr. Google<br \/>\nMy searches to refine.<br \/>\nThe reply from him was negative,<br \/>\nNot a thing was found &#8216;online.&#8217;<br \/>\nSo, if inside your &#8216;Inbox,&#8217;<br \/>\nMy Granddad you should see,<br \/>\nPlease &#8216;Copy&#8217;, &#8216;Scan&#8217; and &#8216;Paste&#8217; him,<br \/>\nAnd send him back to me.<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s granddad?&#8221; The computer swallowed Granddad, Yes, honestly it&#8217;s true! He pressed &#8216;control&#8217; and &#8216;enter&#8217; And disappeared from view. It devoured him completely, The thought just makes me squirm. He must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I&#8217;ve searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I&#8217;ve even used [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12308"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12397,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12308\/revisions\/12397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdarlington.me.uk\/nighthawk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}