Men are just happier people–
\nYour last name stays put.
\nThe garage is all yours.
\nWedding plans take care of themselves.
\nChocolate is just another snack.
\nYou can never be pregnant.
\nCar mechanics tell you the truth.
\nThe world is your urinal.
\nYou never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
\nYou don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
\nSame work, more pay.
\nWrinkles add character.
\nPeople never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
\nNew shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
\nOne mood all the time.
\nPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
\nYou know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
\nYou can open all your own jars.
\nYou get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
\nYour underwear is \u00a33.99 for a three-pack.
\nThree pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
\nYou are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
\nEverything on your face stays its original colour.
\nThe same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
\nYou only have to shave your face and neck.
\nYou can play with toys all your life.
\nOne wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.
\nYou can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
\nYou can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
\nYou have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
\nYou can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
\nNo wonder men are happier.
\nWhen I sent this to a friend, he added:
\nAnd one more thing: they get to love women.
\nAren’t we the lucky ones?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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